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Nothing ships to a channel or gets announced until every line below has been executed and its output kept. Each row names the command that proves it. “We checked” is not a proof; a pasted verdict is. Every failure this contract exists to prevent has already happened once, on 2026-08-27, in the hour before the first send.

1 · The stranger test

The only test that matters: someone with no relationship to us follows the docs and gets a working deployment. A command that needs a flag the docs do not show has failed this section, even if it works when you add the flag. The reader does not have your shell history.

2 · Docs are true of the code

3 · The channel serves what the repo says

A stale kit in a live channel is a shipped defect, not a housekeeping item: the docs describe one artifact and the subscriber receives another.

4 · Honesty

5 · Nothing leaks

6 · What we ask a subscriber for

The report a subscriber sends is the only thing a bundle is built from, so its coverage is argued, not assumed.

7 · Teardown

Deleting the parent does not reap the children, and a check that cannot see a thing is not evidence the thing is absent.

8 · Gates

All green, on CI’s interpreter, in one run:
A red gate is a stop, not a note. On 2026-08-27 twenty commits landed past a docs gate that had been failing since the morning, because the failure was familiar.

What this does not cover

Smoke with a human in a real meeting has never completed on any platform, so it is not yet a gate — it is the first thing that becomes one when it passes. Provider coverage beyond Linode LKE is the same: the contract requires the stranger test on a cluster, not on every cluster, and what’s proven, and where carries the difference.